$JOBS LIVE

Tired ofyour job?

Jobscoin is the solution.

Employment history · Apple Computer, Inc.

Fired.1985.

Twenty years later he called getting fired from Apple “the best thing that could have ever happened to me.”

Stanford commencement · June 12, 2005 ↗

Jobscoin.

The last product launch.

Introducing$JOBS.

A memecoin.A job.A paycheck. These are not three separate things.

Paid through AAPL Stock Token fee sharing. Sent automatically. Not Apple shares.

Jobscoin.

The job · specifications

A job

40 hours.

$JOBS

0 hours.

A manager.

Nobody.

Monday.

Monday.

A commute.

0 miles.

Meetings.

Declined.

A performance review.

The chart.

A paycheck.

A paycheck.

Payroll in AAPL Stock Tokens. Sent automatically. Not Apple shares.

Jobscoin.

One more thing

Thepayroll.

1.7% of trading fees routes to holders in AAPL Stock Tokens. Distributions are automatic. Variable, and it can be zero.

AAPL ≠ AAPL Stock Token ≠ $JOBS
Three instruments. Three risks.
Not offered to US persons.

Jobscoin · payroll ledger · run — FETCHING
— paydays.
0 hours.
Payroll paid · total AAPL distributed
— AAPL
Headcount · holders
—
Next payday · current pot
— AAPL
Distributions · wallets paid
— / —
Not yet distributed
— AAPL
Hours worked
0
PaydayOpenedPotTx

Fetching payroll.

Earlier paydays ↗
JOBS / AAPL — — — —

—

1.7% of trading fees routes to holders in AAPL Stock Tokens. Distributions are automatic. Variable, and it can be zero.

$JOBS on Pons ↗ Ledger on Blockscout ↗

Not for US persons.

Sources · Blockscout · Dexscreener · refresh 30 s · variable · can be zero · sent automatically
AAPL Stock Tokens are issued by Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited and are not offered to US persons or in other restricted jurisdictions.

AAPL ≠ AAPL Stock Token ≠ $JOBS ↓

Jobscoin.

Form J-1 · new hire onboardingNo experience required

Jobscoin is hiring.

Position: Holder. Start date: whenever. Five items of paperwork.

  1. 01

    A wallet.

    MetaMask, Rabby, OKX, or Robinhood Wallet. Self-custody. You are your own HR department.

    MetaMask ↗ Robinhood Wallet ↗
  2. 02

    Robinhood Chain.

    Chain ID 4663. Gas in ETH. One tap adds the network; the details are printed here in case you prefer to type.

    RPC https://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com · Explorer robinhoodchain.blockscout.com

  3. 03

    ETH for gas.

    Bridge from Ethereum via the Arbitrum portal, or withdraw from Robinhood Crypto. A few dollars covers a lot of paperwork.

    Arbitrum bridge ↗
  4. 04

    The $JOBS market.

    JOBS trades against the AAPL Stock Token on Pons. Check the address before you sign anything.

    0x88952E52cDF3BB14015D9A6499eA3c7F0bEd6453 · COPY

    Pons ↗ Not for US persons.
  5. 05

    Hold $JOBS.

    That is the whole job. Eligible holder distributions are sent automatically in AAPL Stock Tokens — no claim button, no clock-in. Variable, and it can be zero.

    Nothing to do.

Welcome to the company.

Print my badge.
AAPL Stock Tokens are issued by Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited and are not offered to US persons or in other restricted jurisdictions. Fee share is variable and can be zero. Pons V2 is unaudited. Jobscoin.

Jobscoin.

Form J-2 · employee identification

Your name, for the badge.

First name or handle · 18 characters · not stored

Employee no.
— · document number, not holder rank
Position
Holder
Department
Unemployment
Status
Moonlighting.
Jobscoin IDID NO. J-0000

Your name.

Position
Holder
Department
Unemployment
Reports to
Nobody
Hours
0
Access
All doors. No office.
Since
Sept 2026
Status
Moonlighting.
Jobscoin · Robinhood Chain 4663
0x88952E52cDF3BB14015D9A6499eA3c7F0bEd6453

Jobscoin.

The envelope

One more document.

Draft · do not send —

Dear Manager,

Please accept this letter as notice of my resignation, effective whenever.

I have accepted a position elsewhere. It has no hours, no meetings, and no one to report to. Payroll is handled at Pons.

I will not be available for a handover. There is nothing to hand over.

Thank you for the opportunity. I am declining the exit interview.

Sincerely,
Your name.

This is theatre. Jobscoin does not advise anyone to resign from anything. Form J-9 · 0x8895…6453

Jobscoin.

Which $JOBS?

The onlyaddress thatmatters.

Same name. Different contract. Check the address.

Certificate of employment · serial · Robinhood Chain 4663

0x88952E52cDF3BB14015D9A6499eA3c7F0bEd6453

Blockscout ↗ Pons ↗

Known copycats · updated — · not exhaustive

    Jobscoin.

    Fine print

    Jobscoin is an independent parody and meme project. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or operated by Apple Inc., Robinhood Markets, or Pons.

    AAPL ≠ AAPL Stock Token ≠ $JOBS. Three instruments. Three risks. AAPL Stock Tokens are debt securities issued by Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited that track Apple’s price. Holders own no Apple shares.

    Not offered to US persons or in other restricted jurisdictions. Holder fee share is variable and can be zero; eligible distributions are sent automatically. Pons V2 is unaudited. Liquidity locked ↗. Contract verified ↗.

    @Jobscoinpons ↗ · Blockscout ↗ · Pons ↗ · Dexscreener ↗

    0x88952E52cDF3BB14015D9A6499eA3c7F0bEd6453

    Jobscoin.

    The only address that matters

    0x88952E52cDF3BB14015D9A6499eA3c7F0bEd6453

    Jobscoin · JOBS · Robinhood Chain 4663 · pair JOBS / AAPL Stock Token.

    Blockscout ↗

    Same name. Different contract. Check the address.
    Known copycats are listed under Which JOBS? ↓

    Add the network by hand

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    Network
    Robinhood Chain
    Chain ID
    4663
    Currency
    ETH
    RPC
    https://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com
    Explorer
    https://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com